A simple woman.
A simple plan:
Set a trap.
Catch a man.
Catch a man
reel him in.
Scrape his gills,
crack his fin.
Chop his head off
rut his gut.
Shred his muscle,
bones, do cut.
Filet lengthwise,
dip in crumbs.
Fry him up.
Sizzle done.
Light the candles
pour the wine.
Chew, by count to 99.
Raise your glass.
Wash him down.
Variation: bake ’til brown.
A simple woman.
A simple plan.
she lives her days
to serve her man.
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